The Crown Dependency of South Sulphur is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Narrows with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.713 billion Sulphurites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogsport. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient South Sulphurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion Krystals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,799 Krystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, the nation's smallest Blue Hogball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Sulphur's national animal is the Blue Hog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

South Sulphur is ranked 159,409^th in the world and 30^th in North America for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 283.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.